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Letter to Santa From Dad

Dear Santa,

I’m writing to you this year to ask for a few things for Christmas. I know I’m not a kid anymore, but I’ve been a good boy, and I think I deserve a few treats.

First, I’d like to ask for an “I’m Not Old, I’m Class” T-shirt. I’m turning 40 this year, and my wife and kids keep telling me I’m getting old. But I’m not old! I’m just getting more distinguished.

You can get it here: “I’m Not Old, I’m Class” T-shirt . I’d also like to ask for an air compression massager with heat and deep tissue kneading back massage. I’ve been working hard lately, and my back is killing me. I think a good massage would be just what I need to relax and unwind.

You can get the entire list here: Santa’s Link. Yes, I am an affiliate Santa, rest assured, you will not be charged any extra money for clicking this link. I’m trying to provide college for the kids and you know the COST of that!

Next, I’d like to ask for a Wrangler long sleeve fleece shirt jacket. I love to be outdoors, and this jacket would perfect for keeping me warm on cold days. Again, no explaining here are you live at the North Pole.

I’d also like to ask for a Carhartt sweatshirt and turtleneck pullover sweater. These are two of my favorite brands, and I know these clothes would last for years to come.

And finally, I’d like to ask for a smokehouse spice set for grilling. I love to grill, and I’m always looking for new ways to flavor my food. I think this spice set would be a great way to add some new flavors to my grilling repertoire.

I know tis is a lot to ask for, but I’m hoping you can help me out. I’ve been a good boy this year, and I really think I deserve it.

Thanks, Santa!

P.S. Please don’t tell my wife and kids about this letter. I want these presents to be a surprise.

P.P.S. If you can’t get me everything on this list, that’s okay. Just bring the beer.

P.P.P.S. Amazon delivers, so you don’t have to worry about getting all this stuff to the North Pole. Just click a few buttons and it’ll be at my door in a few days.

P.P.P.P.S. Wait until you see what I ask for next year! I’m already planning my list.

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Merry Christmas!!

DAD